You'd think I lived in the Amazon....

Last night I felt a spider on my arm. I swear it was there. Crawling with it's hairy little legs up my innocent appendage. I woke up with a screaming roar. Literally. Emilie told me I scared her so bad. i slapped at it and began rapidly praying 'Don't let it bite me, don't let it bite me..."

When I woke up I decided I'm getting one of these:



I'll feel safer.