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Monday, October 17, 2011

Lessons in Dating

Sometimes, we role play.

When trying to impress someone of the opposite gender, it is best to not trip on the way in:



It doesn't really inspire very many amorous feelings with the subject of your affection. But, if you do happen to trip or something equally humiliating, getting up off the floor and laughing at yourself is a huge show of confidence and may be labeled as "sweet" or "cute". (Yes, guys, when you're trying to get a girl, 'cute' is a good thing)

Next. Look for the empty seat option. "Hey, is anyone sitting here?" Quickly followed by "Hi, I'm ______________, what's your name?" *Ring check her/him* This can then be followed by the customary questions: where are you from, what's your major, will you marry me....you get it.



Now, this part is crucial. (And guys, being confident is a HUGE turn on for girls, being creepy is a huge turn off.) If you want her number, ask for it. If you just had a nice conversation, and she doesn't have a ring on her finger, GET HER NUMBER. Most girls will walk away from that experience knowing you wanted it and wondering why you didn't ask for it, and if you DID ask for it, she will inwardly squeal and giggle and try to appear calm and collected until you're out of earshot so she can call her roommates/mom/wedding photographer.



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